24. Crazy. Loud. Obnoxiously. Cats. Dinosaurs. Moo Cows. Raves. Rave Music. Country Music. Stuffed Animals. Winnie The Pooh. Nascar. I live in Portland, Oregon now, but Cali is my home.
The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable
This post is pissing people off so I’m gonna add to it:
*villain du jour flirts with Spiderman* woah! I know I swing both ways, but your way isn’t one of em
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Intellectual™ white supremacist: and when I’m done the entire world will be one homogeneous society-
Spidey: buddy the only homo-genius here is me step off
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Villain: *gestures to the eyesore that is the Spiderman suit* what kind of fashion is this
Spidey, a gay, knowing that all his villains commit crime in their fursuits: fucking respectable is what it is
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Villain, talking about the plague that is vigilantes: your way of life disgusts me
Spidey, with narrowed eyes: is this homophobia or arachnophobia
This is entirely accurate and I am all for Bi-der-man.
I watched a documentary about stylized posters and why they don’t show up as much as they used to and its because of focus group testing. A bunch of studios test out these posters on random people and when they show posters like the spiderman one their like
“The poster is a cartoon that means the movie is a cartoon, im an adult i don’t watch cartoons”
They prefer the dull poster since it has all the celebrities because their like “hey i recognize that person i like them i will see the movie”
If your interested in the doc its called “
24X36: A Movie About Movie Posters
“ another one i recommend
“
Drew: The Man Behind the Poster”
tldr: posters today are dull cause a lot of people are dumb
It’s about two billion people all
over the world that looks like us. But their lives are a lot harder.
Wakanda has the tools to liberate ‘em all. Black Panther (2018)
24. Crazy. Loud. Obnoxiously. Cats. Dinosaurs. Moo Cows. Raves. Rave Music. Country Music. Stuffed Animals. Winnie The Pooh. Nascar. I live in Portland, Oregon now, but Cali is my home.
